GUITAR ACQUISITION SYNDROME
ADVENTURES IN GUITAR COLLECTING ~ THE G.A.S. GALLERIES ~ LINKS & SUCH
How many guitars do you own?
If your answer is more than 1 there is a high degree of probability you will be affected!
If your answer is more than 5 you have been struggling with the disease!
If your answer is more than 10 you have a severe case of
Guitar Acquisition Syndrome!

Come check out what's growing in my garden!
Welcome
to
Guitar
Acqusition
Syndrome!
I wanted to develop a website to share my affliction for collecting musical instruments. Simply put, I have a terrible case of G.A.S.!
Make sure to check out the G.A.S. galleries with selections from my personal G.A.S. attacks!
About Me & Contact
is how this all came about and my email address!
Monthly G.A.S. Attack
is my excuse to buy 12 instruments a year!
November 2008
1967 Gibson Century 6
The G.A.S Gallery
is a look at Gibson's original line of electric instruments from the 1930s. Take a minute and check out this completely insane G.A.S. attack!
UPDATED PHOTOS
October 2008
Acoustic G.A.S. Gallery
is some beautiful old wood drippin' with such sweet tones!
UPDATED PHOTOS
October 2008
Electric G.A.S. Gallery
is not just guitars but
lap steels, amps and a few other tidbitz.
UPDATED PHOTOS
October 2008
Post G.A.S. Gallery
is a selection of 120 instruments that have passed through my hands over the past 8 years!
Contemporary G.A.S.
proves that the disease is not just a vintage affliction!
G.A.S. Gear & Links
you'll find all things G.A.S. including our logo t-shirts, related links including those of my readers plus lots more!
With Strings Attached
Jonathan Kellerman

The G.A.S. Graveyard
are those instruments which have spent time in my collection but sacrificed themselves to ensure the continued evolution!
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Just as my collection, the G.A.S. website is constantly evolving so bookmark or just check back every so often!
GOT G.A.S.?
Logo T-shirts
Show the world that you are one of the afflicted!

See the G.A.S. GEAR & LINKS page for lots of guitar related stuff!
What is G.A.S.?
The uncontrollable need to purchase "just one more" guitar to satisfy the inner desire that knows no boundries! A growing epidemic, this compulsive disorder can be triggered by the mere sight of a guitar and typically results in a financial transaction.

G.A.S. is an affliction that affects scores of musicians worldwide with no regard to race, creed or color . Severe G.A.S. sufferers have been known to even hide their disease from their spouse or significant other. Imagine that!

There is no known cure however effective pallative treatments to minimize the symptoms can be found in every music store, internet retailer, industry publication or guitar show!

G.A.S. unfortunately, does not just involve guitars as what would an electric guitar be without an amp? And what about that effect pedal?
Of course practically everything with strings that can be plucked, picked or strummed can be associated with the disease. A mandolin player may suffer from M.A.S. (Mandolin Acquisition Syndrome) or the affliction may cause B.A.S. (Bass or Banjo Acquisition Syndrome) . Of course there are guitar specific forms such as R.A.S. (Resophonic Guitar Acquisition Syndrome) or the catch all O.A.S. (Odd Stringed Instrument Acquisition Syndrome).
Whatever your instrument of choice there is an associated acquisition syndrome for the truly afflicted!
GOT G.A.S.?
Warning Label

In the near future G.A.S. will be recognized by NAMM and the medical community as a legitimate disease. All guitars sold in the U.S. will require a GOT G.A.S.? warning label.









